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[playful music playing]

2
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[floorboard squeaking]

3
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[music ends]

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[Siaja] Hey, old man.

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Still sneaking around, huh?

6
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Morning, Siaja.

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[sighs uncomfortably]

8
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Hey, uh, do…
do you want to get coffee sometime?

9
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I just feel like you and I,
we haven't really, like, hung out.

10
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Oh, I know. You've been so busy.

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And I've been working a lot anyways.

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How… How is that going?

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Hectic, but somehow,
I still feel a little underused.

14
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Like you just wish you could maybe take
some bigger swings?

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Hm.

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Anyway, I should… [whispering]
…probably get going.

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You make her happy, you know.

18
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She's pretty tough to read.

19
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But, um, just starting
to feel like a thing… again.

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-Yeah, my mom's pretty private.
-Oh yeah.

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And on that note, have a good one.

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Yeah. You too.

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[door closes]

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Hey, I usually take
Friday afternoons off, just FYI.

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For a coffee. No pressure.

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["Getaway" by May Rio playing]

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[Siaja] Bun!

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Anaana's here!

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-Ting?
-[loud bang]

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-[Bun] Whoo!
-[Ting laughing]

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-That one hit the moon!
-[laughing, cheering]

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I think you're ready
for a real baseball game this weekend.

33
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What? No, she's too little.

34
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-She's seven.
-Ataata said I could, though.

35
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Well, Ataata didn't talk to Anaana.

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'Cause Anaana doesn't talk to Ataata.

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Okay. We'll talk.

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Really? When?

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[Siaja] Um…

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Thursday after work? Come on, Bun.

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Okay. Thursday after work, then.

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-Okay. School.
-[Bun giggling]

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[calming music playing]

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-Oof!
-[bat dings]

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[upbeat music playing]

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Morning!

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Kia ora.

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Ullaakkut.

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[Millie] I wouldn't do that.

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Those hooks are purely decorative.

51
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Like the hot water taps in the washroom?

52
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And the smoke detectors.

53
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Know there's mushrooms growing
in the storeroom?

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-And they are not the fun kind.
-No.

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[grumbling]

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Okay, when you make that sound,
it's usually because of your mom.

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-Or Helen.
-[Colin] Sometimes Elisapee.

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Sometimes this one.

59
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You make that sound a lot.
So we need another clue.

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It's this place.

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It could be so much better.

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You know, I want to do more.
I want to… take bigger swings.

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Like, look at this.

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I mean, technically, this water bubble
has worked here longer than I have.

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[Millie] I wouldn't
touch that if I were you.

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-[sinister note plays]
-[Helen sighs]

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This is the worst time to have a leak.
Do you know why I called you in here?

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To tell me to go home and shower?

69
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No, we are on a short list
for the Polar Research Center.

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The one your father's been scouting?

71
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It's now between us and Tuktuktalik.

72
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Wait, isn't that good news?

73
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Know why this place is falling apart?

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70% of territorial infrastructure funding
has gone to Tuktuktalik.

75
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Well, that doesn't sound fair.

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My counterpart there is this woman.

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Her name's Ellen White.

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She's a real…

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[groans]

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[whispers] …jerk.

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Siaja, if you had my job…

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[laughing]

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I know, it's ridiculous to think about,
but if you were in my position,

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what would you do

85
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to defeat a town

86
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that is demonstrably better
than us in every way?

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-Harsh.
-I know.

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Okay. We already play baseball
every Saturday.

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-Yeah.
-Why don't we challenge Tuktuktalik?

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Call it a friendly game fundraiser.

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Do a big 50-50 draw.

92
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Split the proceeds
with the visiting community, and, um…

93
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bring out the old walrus dick.

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A walrus dick challenge.

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It's been years. Yeah.

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And we could crush Ellen's team
and show our fighting spirit.

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Sure. And we could get some extra funds
to fix up this place

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and have a real shot at the station.

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Yeah, and really demolish Ellen
in the process. Let's do it.

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Let's crush Ellen! Whoo!

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["Highs and Lows" by Paper Dog playing]

102
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[song ends]

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-I hate to rub it in, but in yo face!
-No, I didn't see that.

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-[scatting happily]
-[laughing]

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[Siaja laughing]

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If you would've said
"walrus dick baseball" a few weeks ago,

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that would've blown my mind.

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But now I'm thinking, "Yo, bring it on."

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You know? I'm starting
to feel like a real Northerner.

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Only Southerners say that.

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Aw, damn it. All right. Well…

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-[phone dinging]
-Um…

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Oh, crap.

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Crap. Crap. Crap.

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Ugh.

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-What?
-I was supposed to meet Ting after work.

117
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But I got caught up with Helen,
planning and telling her

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why throat-singing cheerleaders
wasn't a good idea, and I… forgot.

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Shit.

120
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Was it important, or…

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I mean, I've been avoiding him for weeks,
and we have a lot to sort through, so…

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Yeah, I know that feeling.

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How so?

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Uh…

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Dude, you know so much about me,
and I know zip about you.

126
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It's kind of unfair.

127
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Okay. There's not that much to tell.

128
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I… Um, I had a girlfriend,

129
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and I told her I was coming up here
for a bit,

130
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and she didn't say,
"Don't go," so now I'm here.

131
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About to play walrus dick baseball,
so that's pretty cool.

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Oh, um…

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As a reward for that avalanche
of personal information,

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how would you like to be my team captain?

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It would be my honor, my lady.

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["I Love It" by Donny Suede
andamp; LiTTiE playing]

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[Siaja laughing]

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[Siaja] The betting pool's now at 22,000
and growing,

139
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so we're walking away today
with at least 11K.

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[Helen] Oh my God, Siaja!

141
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You have outdone yourself.

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I know we may have gotten off
on the wrong foot,

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but you might be my greatest achievement.

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Thanks?

145
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Thank you. And you're welcome.

146
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Wow. Big game-day announcers.

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This looks so professional.

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It's my first time.

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-I bet you say that to all the guys.
-[Colin] Helen.

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We just had that workshop.

151
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Well, Mr. Neil Armstrong
hadn't been to the moon

152
00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:05,000
until he hopped
out of his space buggy either.

153
00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:07,420
Huh. That almost made sense.

154
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You good?

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I said it was my first time.
Didn't say I wasn't gonna crush it.

156
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Nice. Oh.
You actually plugged that in wrong.

157
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-Where's Kuuk?
-Uh.

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[laughing]

159
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Hey!

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Someone got an upgrade.

161
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Yeah, my auntie burnt my peacoat.

162
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Uh, the team's looking good.

163
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Especially this kid Bannock here.
Look how fast he is.

164
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Shoom!

165
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-Right?
-I'm faster than Bannock.

166
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Yeah? Well, we could use fast.

167
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Uh…

168
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-Hm?
-[Kuuk] Got a lot of kids and elders here.

169
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Please, Anaana?

170
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-Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
-I got her.

171
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[mouthing]

172
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[Siaja] Team's looking good.

173
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-All right. Ready?
-[Bun giggling]

174
00:08:00,850 --> 00:08:01,770
What?

175
00:08:02,770 --> 00:08:05,400
I might be diving
into sensitive waters here.

176
00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:07,320
Where's Ting?

177
00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,820
He's the best player we have.

178
00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,570
We're not on the best of terms.

179
00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:14,490
He's still upset at me for,
you know, everything.

180
00:08:14,570 --> 00:08:16,620
But how can we win without him?

181
00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,700
[scoffs] We don't need him.

182
00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:21,790
We have a kick-ass team.
I mean, look at Elisapee. She's an animal.

183
00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:24,830
Look, it doesn't matter if we win this.

184
00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:29,250
Siaja, do you understand how important
it is to humiliate Ellen White?

185
00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:33,670
Helen!

186
00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,800
Hi!

187
00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,720
There she is.
Is that a pink streak in her hair?

188
00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,680
[Ellen] Yummy!

189
00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,720
[Helen] She thinks she's so cool.

190
00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,100
What do I do?

191
00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:45,770
You go greet her.
It's a conversation, not a knife fight.

192
00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,440
Okay. Hi!

193
00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:50,780
Wonderful to see you!

194
00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:52,940
Still aging gracefully.

195
00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:57,410
[Ellen] Thanks for having us
to your mud pit.

196
00:08:57,490 --> 00:08:59,080
[both laughing]

197
00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,750
-[Helen] Okay. Let's do it.
-[Ellen] We'll talk later.

198
00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:09,420
See? That wasn't so bad.

199
00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,510
Ellen talked me into changing
the terms of the game.

200
00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:13,630
It's winner takes all.

201
00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:14,800
What?

202
00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:18,550
No! You have to go back
and tell her you made a mistake.

203
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,010
Are you kidding?
You saw what just happened.

204
00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,640
-She's the devil.
-I'll tell her you made a mistake.

205
00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,140
I signed an agreement.

206
00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,640
Helen!

207
00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:29,020
If we lose, we get zip.

208
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,230
I already told Mikey
to fix our leaky roof.

209
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,480
-We could lose money on this.
-Siaja, calm down.

210
00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:36,740
You were just saying yourself,
our team is awesome.

211
00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:37,860
We can beat 'em.

212
00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:39,370
[man whistling]

213
00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:42,740
-Oh my God.
-[intense music playing]

214
00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:45,250
[Ellen] Mm-mm-mmm. You're going down.

215
00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:51,380
[Bun] Those guys are big.

216
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,050
Oooh.

217
00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,210
[music ends]

218
00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:55,760
I'll go get Ting.

219
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,550
[Ting] I don't need any more casseroles.

220
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,930
Ting, it's me.

221
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,470
Oh.

222
00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:09,520
Are you here for our big talk?

223
00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:12,480
'Cause you're like 100 hours late.

224
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,690
I'm sorry.

225
00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:15,110
I got busy and I forgot.

226
00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:18,280
Genuinely. I texted you.

227
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,820
You know how long I waited up?

228
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,370
The whole first season of Peaky Blinders.

229
00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:25,950
An amazing show that is now ruined
for me because of you.

230
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,830
Again, I'm sorry.

231
00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:31,670
But we need you for the baseball game.
The community needs King Ting.

232
00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:34,880
You'll have to tell them
you screwed up with your avoidance issues.

233
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,220
Ugh, I didn't come to argue.

234
00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,390
Helen made a stupid bet,
and now we have to win.

235
00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:44,760
And we can't do it without you.

236
00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:47,930
Fine. I'll play.

237
00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,140
On one condition.

238
00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:51,060
Deal.

239
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,440
Wait. What's the condition?

240
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,900
That we talk. Today. Right after the game.

241
00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:59,150
-Okay.
-Hi, Ting.

242
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,280
Are you two…

243
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,370
Jealous?

244
00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:05,740
Mm, casserole.

245
00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,120
Judy, you're amazing.

246
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:08,700
Just bring it inside.

247
00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:11,830
-[spicy music playing]
-Right now, I got a big game to win.

248
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,460
[woman] And then she niliq'd!

249
00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:19,220
[women laughing]

250
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,720
-Hey!
-What are you doing?

251
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,680
The lovebirds gotta sit together.

252
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,520
[in Inuktut] Enough.

253
00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,850
-[in English] Is that okay with you?
-Yeah, it's a free country.

254
00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:34,610
[giggling] Why do you think
we brought an extra chair?

255
00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:36,860
Oh, thank you. Excuse me.

256
00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:40,860
Is there a trick to this?

257
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,820
Yeah, the trick
was to get you to bend over.

258
00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,910
[women laughing]

259
00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,790
[laughing uncomfortably]

260
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:48,910
Thanks for joining us.

261
00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:51,580
Now that we're talking,
how come you never got married?

262
00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:58,300
Uh, well, lots of reasons, really.
Uh, doesn't help I live out of a suitcase.

263
00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:01,170
-Any other kids we should know about?
-None that I know of, no.

264
00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:03,220
How about jail time?
Have you gone to jail?

265
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,220
One night. Mistaken identity.

266
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,510
-Only?
-How is your prostate?

267
00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:09,680
Uh…

268
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,810
I don't know. Neevee?

269
00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:15,400
-Holy… Ladies, just chill out.
-[laughing]

270
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,810
Jeez.

271
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,440
How come you never got married?

272
00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:23,610
Who wants soup? Soup?

273
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:24,660
-Me.
-Yeah, atii.

274
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,280
Atiingaa.

275
00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:30,040
-All right. Yep. Heck yeah. Heck yeah.
-[upbeat music playing]

276
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,910
[crowd cheering]

277
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,380
[all chanting] King Ting!
King Ting! King Ting!

278
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,710
-[Ting roaring]
-[music ends]

279
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:41,090
[crowd cheering]

280
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,590
Siaja begged me to come.

281
00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:46,840
Said we're a little short on manpower.

282
00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,300
[Siaja] Yeah, Kuuk is captain.

283
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,640
We need to win, so use Ting.

284
00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:53,730
Okay. Yeah.

285
00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,820
[tense music playing]

286
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:05,320
[on speaker] We are moments away
from the inaugural Hamlet of Ice Cove

287
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,870
Inuktitut Baseball Community Hall
Fundraise Jam Fest.

288
00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:11,910
Fun fact, I shortened it to "Ham Jam."

289
00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:15,120
Before you ask, there's no ham.
And also, no jam.

290
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:16,500
Welcome to Ham Jam!

291
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:18,710
-[Colin] Yeah!
-[crowd cheering]

292
00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:22,050
Elisapee's now bringing over the bat
for today's game.

293
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:27,800
Which will probably be played tomorrow
if she doesn't pick up the pace.

294
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,140
[crowd laughing]

295
00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:30,850
Sorry. Sorry, Elisapee.

296
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:35,730
-[epic music playing]
-[Millie] In a land short on wood,

297
00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,480
we turn to bone.

298
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,810
And, my, what a bone this is.

299
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:44,150
We give you the walrus dick!

300
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,240
-[all cheering]
-[music fades out]

301
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,740
[woman] Go, Ice Cove!

302
00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:50,740
-[man 1] Yeah!
-[man 2] Here we go!

303
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,290
This game has been played for centuries,

304
00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:56,000
and I say this having done zero research.

305
00:13:56,080 --> 00:14:00,170
But I do know each community has
their own set of unique rules.

306
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:04,590
So, for fairness, we will be playing
by a random community's rules.

307
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,260
Alaskan rules!

308
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:08,220
Which one?

309
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:10,300
Eskimo baseball!

310
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,810
-[bleep] baseball?
-[all gasping]

311
00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,810
-Hey.
-Ooh.

312
00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:17,100
We can say Eskimo, you cannot. Understood?

313
00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:20,100
What I understand
is the Tuktuktalik Community Center

314
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,610
is about to get a new 4K projector.

315
00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:24,110
[players chattering excitedly]

316
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:27,190
Uh, everybody have a phone?

317
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,990
I'll post a link to the rules.

318
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,780
[phones dinging]

319
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,580
[upbeat music playing on phone]

320
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:40,040
Okay. Eskimo baseball
doesn't have any bases.

321
00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:41,500
[buzzer sounding]

322
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,420
Like American baseball,
you can have nine people on the field.

323
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,590
Or you can have more.
It doesn't even matter.

324
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,170
Like, look at all these people.

325
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:51,640
The objective is to run
from one safety zone to another

326
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:52,760
without getting hit.

327
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:54,430
[buzzer sounding]

328
00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:56,270
And that's how you get a guy out.

329
00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,850
Unless it's a headshot.

330
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,100
[buzzer sounding]

331
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:02,060
They don't count.
And that's Eskimo baseball.

332
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,440
[upbeat music ends]

333
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,320
[Siaja] Okay, first team to 400 wins!

334
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,490
Let's play!

335
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,740
[all cheering]

336
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,000
[Colin] Nice hit from Taitusi.
He's gonna get a few runs off of that one.

337
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:25,380
Fun fact, last time Taitusi was in town,
he proposed to three of my friends.

338
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,470
I guess that's more of a warning
than a fun fact.

339
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:32,340
Next, stepping up to the plate, we have

340
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,930
this guy.

341
00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,350
-[whispers] Who?
-I don't know.

342
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,480
[Colin] And this guy hits it…

343
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,680
-And…
-Yeah!

344
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:43,020
[Colin] It's collected by Kuuk,
and he throws it.

345
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,520
This guy launches it back,
and Kuuk catches it again.

346
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:49,070
Wow, they are playing catch
like a father and child.

347
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:52,990
[cheering loudly]

348
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:55,490
[Colin] If you're confused, folks,
you're in good company.

349
00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:59,200
It took me two years of living here
to understand this game.

350
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:02,620
Great play from the home team!

351
00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:06,130
That takes a little bit of sting
off the fact that we are already

352
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,300
43 points behind.

353
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,510
-Forty-three?
-[Colin] We'll make it up.

354
00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:15,300
Do we suck?

355
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,720
Hey, only suckers suck.

356
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,220
You're no sucker. You're who?

357
00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:21,600
You're who?

358
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,730
I'm your superstar wiggle butt.

359
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:25,690
That's right.

360
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,400
Now, go show Grandma and Grandpa

361
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,650
just how fast
your little tuktu legs can go, okay?

362
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:30,780
Qaigit!

363
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,780
[exaggerated grunt]

364
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,320
All right, come here! Ha-ha!

365
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,700
[patting Bun's back]

366
00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:38,080
Go get 'em. Go.

367
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,620
[Colin] Okay, I hope everyone
warmed up their soup

368
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,080
'cause we might be here a while
if Ice Cove is going to pull this off.

369
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,420
["Milkshake" by Angela Amarualik playing]

370
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,300
-Come on, Bun. Let's go!
-[all cheering]

371
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,760
[Neevee] Come on, Siaja.

372
00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:57,850
[Colin] Is Kuuk gonna catch it?

373
00:16:57,930 --> 00:17:01,020
Ooh, no. Ting leaves him in the dust.

374
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,100
[Ting roaring]

375
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,430
Whoo!

376
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,770
I guess that's why they call Ting "King."

377
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:09,110
Because he rules,
and he's a shit team player.

378
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,570
[Millie] You got that right.
That was a dirty move.

379
00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:12,940
[crowd booing]

380
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,280
[Colin] A big pop-up, and…

381
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,950
Ooh, Ting decides to shove Kuuk
instead of catch the ball,

382
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:22,910
and the visiting team has scored again.

383
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,790
Come on!

384
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,750
Somebody tell those two
they're on the same team.

385
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,670
Fun fact, I think
they're both on Team Siaja.

386
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,840
[crowd chanting] Fight!

387
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,220
[Siaja] Time-out!

388
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,590
Grow up!

389
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,510
[Colin] Siaja breaks it up,
while Tuktuktalik scores another 12.

390
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,100
Are you kidding me?
You guys are gonna cost us the game!

391
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,640
You're right.
We're being idiots, man. Sorry.

392
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:48,980
Maybe you should take a break.
Looking tired out there.

393
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,060
-Ting--
-[Siaja] Please.

394
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,610
What is your problem?

395
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,030
You're my problem. And him.

396
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,110
How is Kuuk your problem?

397
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,660
You made time for him,
but not for me, the father of your child.

398
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:04,290
Oh, of course, it's all about you.

399
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,080
[somber music playing]

400
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:10,710
[Bun crying] Why can't you all get along?

401
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,920
Oh, I'm so sorry, Bun.

402
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,170
We shouldn't have been arguing.

403
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,260
[crying]

404
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,930
No more fighting. I promise.

405
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,140
Yeah?

406
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,270
[Ting] Come on.

407
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,810
-Let's all go finish the game together.
-Okay.

408
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,940
[Colin] Okay, guys, it's close to the end
of the game, and it's tight.

409
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,490
Ice Cove has called for a time-out.

410
00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:39,360
Take your mitts off
'cause this is a nail-biter.

411
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,120
-Hey.
-[exciting music playing]

412
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,830
Let's get off [bleep] time and play ball.

413
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,620
-[dramatic stinger]
-[music ends]

414
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,080
Okay, guys, this is bigger than money.

415
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:53,540
Ellen White is a real-life terrorist.

416
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:56,130
Like, chop my hair,
give me the worst bangs ever,

417
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,300
send me to residential school terrorist.

418
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,300
No offense, Poe.

419
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,590
Tuktuktalik has been stealing
our resources for decades.

420
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,890
But it's made them soft.

421
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:05,600
Know what happens
when you go soft in walrus dick baseball?

422
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,890
It's game over.

423
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,640
So I say we go scorched earth on these…

424
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,190
these a-holes.

425
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:15,320
We're gonna S in their Ms
until they S in their perfect uniforms,

426
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,610
and then they're gonna march around town
with that S in their P-A-N-T-Ss.

427
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,240
[Bun] Huh?

428
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,240
Yeah, let's fuck their shit up!
For Ice Cove!

429
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,120
-For Ice Cove!
-[all cheering]

430
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,870
All right, we'll give them King Ting.

431
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:28,910
I'm listening.

432
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,750
-Okay. Hold on… [whispering indistinctly]
-[dramatic music playing]

433
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,800
[Colin] The entire Ice Cove team
is now waiting

434
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:42,340
in the safe zone,
sending our heaviest hitter up to bat.

435
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:44,050
[crowd chanting] King Ting!

436
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:47,260
Hunters! Fall back! Go deep!

437
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:51,140
[Colin] The game is close.
It could all come down to this play.

438
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,230
[Ting grunting]

439
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,860
[crowd cheering]

440
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,940
[soft, anticipatory music playing]

441
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:12,460
-Now!
-[Colin] And a bunt out of nowhere!

442
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,580
-[all cheering]
-[exciting music playing]

443
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:18,130
Amazing. The entire Ice Cove team
is running to safety.

444
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,130
One player gets hit, and they're out.

445
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,840
[Millie yelling] Go! Go! Go! Go!

446
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:24,930
[grunting]

447
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:26,510
[music distorts]

448
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,600
-[grunts]
-[exciting music continues]

449
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:34,560
Three players left to score.
That's all we need!

450
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,900
Come on, Siaja!

451
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,400
-Ow!
-[music ends]

452
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,360
[Alistair] Oh.

453
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,740
[crowd murmuring angrily]

454
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,610
[Ellen] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

455
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,910
That was an out.

456
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,870
[Ice Cove players] No, we won.

457
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:50,450
[Tuktuktalik players] We won!

458
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,250
-Quiet!
-[all] We won!

459
00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:53,500
No, we won!

460
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:56,750
-We agreed on the rules.
-What?

461
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,090
No headhunting!
The run counts! Ice Cove wins!

462
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:04,680
-Yes! Yeah! Yeah!
-[all cheering]

463
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,510
["Talk to Me" by Stevie Nicks playing]

464
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,720
[Alistair] Yeah!

465
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,850
Whoo!

466
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,520
Genuinely lovely to see you, dear.

467
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,560
-Let's do this again soon.
-Yeah.

468
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,110
Oh, yes, let's. We need some new windows.

469
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:21,690
[woman] Ooh, burn.

470
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:26,280
Oh my god. I am so glad you're on my team.

471
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,740
May be your team,
but I am your star player.

472
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,030
You sure are.

473
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:34,790
Anaana! We won!

474
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,250
I'm so proud of you.

475
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,460
-[Bun] Yay!
-[Siaja] We did it!

476
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:45,550
Um…

477
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:48,760
Uh, sh… Are you coming
to the celebration, or…

478
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,100
Uh…

479
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,140
I have a prior commitment.

480
00:21:58,060 --> 00:21:58,980
But rain check?

481
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:00,610
Absolutely.

482
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:02,820
-See you.
-See you later.

483
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,570
[Neevee] Siaja!

484
00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:08,110
Watch your back next time.

485
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,950
♪ Well, isn't that enough?
You can hide your hurt ♪

486
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:15,660
♪ But there's something you can do ♪

487
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:16,870
[sighs deeply]

488
00:22:17,790 --> 00:22:20,580
♪ You can talk to me ♪

489
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,760
♪ You can talk to me ♪

490
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,090
♪ When you're down now ♪

491
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:29,180
♪ You can talk to me ♪

492
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,260
♪ Talk to me ♪

493
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:43,730
-Ugh!
-[music cuts off]

494
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:47,320
I frickin' tried,
and I'm taking this casserole!

495
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,660
[phone ringing]

496
00:22:58,750 --> 00:22:59,660
[call connects]

497
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:01,460
-[Alistair] Hello.
-Hey, it's Siaja.

498
00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:04,960
[sighs] Yeah. You still down for coffee?

499
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,510
-["Talk to Me" resumes]
-♪ Well, let the walls burn down ♪

500
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:10,800
♪ Set your secret free ♪

501
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:15,430
♪ You can break their bounds
'Cause you're safe with me ♪

502
00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:21,100
♪ You can lose your doubt
'Cause you'll find no danger here ♪

503
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,980
♪ You can talk to me ♪

504
00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:30,400
♪ Talk to me ♪

505
00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:34,990
♪ When you're down now
You can talk to me ♪

506
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,540
♪ You can set your secrets free, baby ♪

507
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,710
♪ Well, I can see
That expression when the phone rings ♪

508
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:53,340
♪ And I can see that
We're thinkin' 'bout the same things ♪

509
00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:57,100
♪ Is it all that hard?
Is it all that tough? ♪

510
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:02,640
♪ Well, now you've taken all my dreams
Isn't that enough? ♪

511
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:08,110
♪ Well, I can see you, baby ♪

512
00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:12,860
♪ Well, I can see you, baby ♪